December 2011
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boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
Stop bragging about being skinny. If you don't...
Anonymous asked: is someone having a bad day?
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I don’t know why you can’t let me love things. You won’t let me get excited, you won’t let me make plans. You won’t let me love. I hate you for it, 10 times a day. I’m going to do this without you. I’m going to love it, and I’m going to make it through even though I can tell you think I won’t. I can do this. And I’m not going to try to...
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2011 is the year I’d like nothing more to look back on one day and in the place of regrets just see memories. See yeah later 2011, you motherfucker, good riddance.
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I have that really cliche father-never-ever-ever-ever-ever-proud-of-me-no-matter-what-I -do-but-always-manages-to-let-me-know-when-I’ve-failed-at- something-doesn’t-support-my-hopes-or-dreams thing going on.
It was better than being alone, until it wasn’t anymore.
Viggo Mortensen is so fucking sexy.
s’all good.
my house is making funny noises.
Oh my god I love New Girl. I’m getting out of this house now.
Debating if I’m bored enough to go to Burlington to see Court…I’ve done everything I possibly can while the fam is gone. Been drunk and high as fuck, gone on a HUGE number of walks, masturbated loudly, read copious amounts of crap and actual novels, eaten everything in the fridge, gone grocery shopping and made myself dinner, watched movies, worked out…fuck.
I still haven’t found my square ring. I’m really upset about it.
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If after a year I’ve changed this much and my life has changed this much, I’m so excited to see what I’ll be like next December.
Gave up on the slightly disturbing movie I was watching and now watching the documentary Waiting for Superman, thanking God I don’t live in the USA.
I really want to write a triumphant post about it, but I’m so scared to jinx it. I need this feeling to stay. So I choose silence.
“The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The...”
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Anonymous asked: do you even read that much.. whats the last book you finished?
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…um…a user I follow just posted that she bought her…gulp, um, first book today? FIRST? AS IN NUMBER ONE? AS IN YOURE 18ISH YEARS OLD AND YOU’VE NEVER OWNED OR BOUGHT A BOOK BEFORE? I cannot follow book virgins, I didn’t even think that was a thing. I can’t even.
I think 2012 is going to be great. I can feel it.
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That was actually the nicest time. We just ate and talked and laughed. We talked about her life and religion and politics and family, the conversation flowed easily, I really had nothing to be worried about.